I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Well I just put wine in my tea
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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