none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
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Operation Purity has been aborted
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
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Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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