We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
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I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
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The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
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