i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
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just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
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Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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