i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
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Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
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I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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