He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
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just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
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First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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