1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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