With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
How do I know I'm high? Let me count the ways.
1. I put the milk in the cupboard, 2. Everything tastes fucking amazing, 3. My dog is really soft, 4. The lunesta butterfly flew out of my tv and touched me
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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