ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
meet me or not, i'm out of control
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
Randomize
