And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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