We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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