so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
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his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
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This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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