didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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