my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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