i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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