dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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