i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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