About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
The air was thick with penises
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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