The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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