I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
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On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
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you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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