he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
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