She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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