hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
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