i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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