Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(206): View more from Washington

I will die if light touches me.

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(818): View more from California

The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".

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(650): View more from California

I love my bros weed

(650): View more from California

Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though

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(631): View more from New York

we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.

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(503): View more from Oregon

Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.

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(209): View more from California

Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.

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So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you

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