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I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.

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(561): I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream. http://tfl.nu/f7mo

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you were so drunk you slurred your pauses

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(440): you were so drunk you slurred your pauses http://tfl.nu/u543

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I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.

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(603): I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again. http://tfl.nu/0sqv

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Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.

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(845): Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents. http://tfl.nu/6leg

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Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.�

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(+44): Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles. http://tfl.nu/yunu

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I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging

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(407): I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging http://tfl.nu/yisg

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I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD

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(404): I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD http://tfl.nu/5vxn

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listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.

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(+44): listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all. http://tfl.nu/7xa1

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(443): View more from Maryland

Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order

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(443): Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order http://tfl.nu/s460

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I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.

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(908): I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background. http://tfl.nu/p2h3

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Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven

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(904): Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven http://tfl.nu/577t

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I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.

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(309): I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison. http://tfl.nu/fqll

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(612): View more from Minnesota

So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?

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will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?

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(612): So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me? (319): will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls? http://tfl.nu/9asz

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The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.

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(205): The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans. http://tfl.nu/5jwr

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?

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(570): I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night? http://tfl.nu/4cua

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