She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve