I just saw a hot homeless man
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
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As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
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I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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