i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
i don't wanna talk about it
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.