im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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