I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
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