Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
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Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
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He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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