I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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