tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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