Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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