Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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