too bad you live with your parents still
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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