I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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