she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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