ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
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