There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
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