You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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