so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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