I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
I am available for nakedness
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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