what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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