found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
Randomize
