I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Dignity is for republicans.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
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