btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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