I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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