youre lurking in front of me
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Let's paint friendship bongs
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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