I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
Randomize
