You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
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This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
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just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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