So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
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