I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
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Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
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The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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