please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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