Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
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