I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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