We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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