why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
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